Scottish Santa
A Scottish Santa, on duty at the local department store, was
dressed in the kilt. He was, of course dressed in 'Regimental
Fashion' (nothing under it).
A young boy, on approaching the venerable old gent, noticed this
and, when asked what he wanted for Christmas, was hesitant to say.
His mother prompted him not to be shy. "Tell Santa what you want
for Christmas dear."
The lad squirmed and finally blurted out "Well, Santa, if you can
grant my wish I'd be so happy."
"What is it you'd like?" asked Santa.
"I'd like a wee set of bagpipes just like the one I saw under your
kilt"!
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