Deaf Driver
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked
her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit.
However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her
dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters
worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights. She thought
to herself, "Uh-oh, what have I done now? I'm not speeding. I'm
not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license
dues and everything!"
So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side
right behind hercar. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly
rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew
she didn't deserve it. A policeman walked up to her window, and
spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head,
meaning she was deaf. The policeman smiled slightly, and knowing
sign language, signed back, "I know. I'm here to tell you that
your horn is stuck."
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