Happy Woman
A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and
squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while
and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?
What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't
care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the
breasts of an 18-year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 41-year-old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
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