New Employee
A new employee was invited to the boss's house for dinner, as a way of welcoming him into the company. After they had eaten a large meal, the new employee leaned sideways on his chair and let a huge fart at the dinner table.
The boss, with a look of disgust, turned to the man and said, "How dare you fart in front of my wife?!"
The guy replied, "Sorry I didn't realize it was her turn!"
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