The first astronaut decided to take along his wife, the second decided to take along books to learn how to speak German, while the third astronaut, who was a blonde, decided to take along cigarettes.

Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home.

First came the first astronaut and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms.

Next, out came the second astronaut speaking fluent German.

They both gave their speeches and got a rousing applause.

Suddenly out came the third astronaut, who was a blonde, with a cigarette in her mouth.

She walked up to the podium and snarled to the crowd and asked, "Anyone got a light?"