Feeding
A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock, "For
my text today, I will take the words, 'And they fed five men with
five thousand loaves of bread and two thousand fishes.'"
A member of the flock raised his hand and said, "That's not much
of a trick. I could do that."
The minister didn't respond. However, the next Sunday he decided to
repeat the text. This time he did it properly: "And they fed five
thousand men with five loaves of bread and two fishes." Smiling,
the minister said to the noisy gent, "Could you do that, Mr.
Perkins?"
The member of the flock said, "I sure could."
"How would you do it?"
"With all the food I had left over from last Sunday!"
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