A woman with shortness of breath and who weighed approximately
500 lbs was dragged into the Emergency Rooms on a tarp by six firemen. While
trying to undress the lady an asthma inhaler fell out of one of
the folds under her arm. After an X-ray showed a round mass on
the left side of her chest her massive left breast was lifted to
find a shiny new dime. And last but not least during a pelvic
exam a TV remote control was discovered in one of the folds of
her crotch. She became known as The Human Couch.